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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Meow means woof in cat.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Making waves on Discord:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Seen just now on Discord:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Funny loving quotes

Funny loving quotes bring a splash of laughter 😂 and warmth 💖 to your day, proving that love doesn’t always have to be serious! Whether you’re celebrating a quirky relationship or just want to smile at the silly side of affection, these playful words will brighten your mood 😄 and remind you that love and laughter go hand in hand! Ready to giggle and feel the love? Let’s dive in! 🎉💕

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

2 weeks ago
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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

1 month ago
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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

1 month ago
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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

1 month ago
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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

1 month ago
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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

4 months ago
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Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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Just shared via TikTok:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Making waves on WeChat:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Going viral on Threads:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Going viral on Twitch:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Going viral on Slack:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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