Funny mashed quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

  Commentary:
  "When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

  Commentary:
  "Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

  Commentary:
  Well, that would be quite the starch-tacular challenge! 🏊‍♂️ Just imagine the creamy strokes and gravy turns you'd have to master. 💪 Swim-a-licious or mash madness, you decide! 🥔 #SpudtasticAdventure

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