33 Funny meant quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

  Commentary:
  "He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

  Commentary:
  "Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

  Commentary:
  🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

  Commentary:
  "No apologies needed! Alcohol just helped me unleash my inner Shakespearean poet 🍷✨ Can't guarantee the accuracy, but the passion was real! 😂 #DrunkPoetSociety"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hibernation when you have love to keep you warm all winter? 😏❤️ Just make sure your significant other doesn't hog the blankets! 🛌🔥 #WinterSnuggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

  Commentary:
  Looks like some people are destined for Zoom stardom instead! 💻🚫 Microsoft Teams 0 – Eternal Video Conferencing Glory 1! 🌟 #ZoomIsMyDestiny

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