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97 Funny memory quotes

Funny memory quotes bring a humorous twist to those moments we all try to forget—or hilariously overemphasize! 🧠😂 From the quirks of forgetting where you put your keys to the joy of laughing at past mishaps, these quotes offer a light-hearted take on our most memorable moments. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the funny side of our forgetful lives! 😄📸

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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