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Who needs Santa when your memory makes every day a surprise gift? 🎅🎁🤔
193 Funny memory quotes
I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.
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The mysterious age saga continues! 🤔🎂 Time zones for birthdays? 😂
I remember sex. That was cool.
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When memories of youth hit harder than my morning coffee ☕️😂🔥
Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?
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Remembering those days when teachers doubled as restroom gatekeepers 🤔🚪 Who knew bladder control was part of the curriculum? 😂🚽📚
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.
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So basically, we'd be living in a world where Doritos sales are through the roof and Dad's biggest rage is running out of salsa! 🌿😋🎉
Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.
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Looks like I need a supplement to remember my supplements! 🧠💊🤔
At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.
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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨
Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.
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When your brain casts unexpected gymnastic talents for your dreams: "Surprise! It’s Backflip Bob!" 🤸♂️😂💫
“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.
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When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥