193 funny memory quotes - Page 4 - Wordgag

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

May 23, 2026

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

May 23, 2026

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

May 23, 2026

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

May 23, 2026

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

May 22, 2026

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

May 22, 2026

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

May 22, 2026

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

May 22, 2026

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

May 22, 2026

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

May 22, 2026

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

May 22, 2026

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

May 22, 2026

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

May 22, 2026

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

May 22, 2026

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

May 22, 2026

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

May 22, 2026

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

May 22, 2026

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

May 22, 2026

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

May 22, 2026

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

May 22, 2026

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

May 22, 2026

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

May 22, 2026

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

May 22, 2026

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

May 22, 2026

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

May 22, 2026

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

May 22, 2026

My nickname in high school was “who?”

May 22, 2026

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

May 21, 2026

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

May 21, 2026

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

May 21, 2026

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

May 21, 2026

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

May 21, 2026

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

May 21, 2026

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

May 21, 2026

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

May 21, 2026

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

May 21, 2026

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

May 21, 2026

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

May 21, 2026

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

May 21, 2026

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

May 21, 2026