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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

25 is the new 0 years old.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Trending via Telegram:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Just shared via Threads:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Breaking via X:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Just landed via Threads:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Spotted on Twitch:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Funny messy house quotes

Funny messy house quotes bring a smile to every cluttered corner 🏠✨ When life gets a little chaotic and the mess takes over, these witty lines remind us to laugh instead of stress 😂🧹 Whether it’s piles of laundry or mysterious crumbs, embracing the chaos with humor makes tidying up a bit more fun! So, get ready to chuckle and celebrate the beautiful mess of everyday life 🎉🛋️

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11 shares on Messenger this month:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

27 shares on Slack this month:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Trending via Instagram:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Just shared via Messenger:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Just shared via WeChat:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Going viral on Instagram:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Trending via Telegram:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Just landed via WeChat:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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