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Funny messy house quotes

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

3 months ago

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

3 months ago