Funny mobility quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rebellious ankle… off on its own tropical escapade while you're left hobbling along! 🌴😂 Just remember to send a postcard next time, ankle! 💌 #AnkleGoneAWOL"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'life begins at 40' clearly never tried to gracefully exit a sports car! 🏎️😅 It's all fun and games until your knees remind you that you're not as young as you used to be! 🚗💨 #AgeingGracefully"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of robot transportation! 🤖🚕 Looks like even robots need a lift sometimes – and who can blame them? It's rough out there in the concrete jungle! 🌆 Keep those robot taxis running, folks – it's all part of helping our mechanical friends navigate this crazy world! 🌍🚖"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"

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