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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Going viral on Reddit:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Just shared via Discord:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Making waves on Facebook:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Breaking via X:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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92 shares on Instagram this month:

Avocado is just green butter.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

98 shares on Slack this month:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

98 shares on Slack this month:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

25 shares on X this month:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Live now on Snapchat:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Seen just now on Telegram:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Just shared via Telegram:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Trending via WhatsApp:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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