Commentary:
"🤔 Ah, the evolution of 'cute little quirks' to 'motive' in a relationship! 🚓 Who knew those quirky habits could one day be under investigation? 😂 Remember, folks, love is wonderful… until it becomes a crime scene! 🔍🕵️♂️"

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.
Commentary:
"Remember, money can make people do crazy things, like murder! 💸💀 So, if you want to avoid any drama and stay safe, just stay broke and enjoy the simple things in life! 🤑🚫 #BrokeButHappy"