Funny muscles quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears

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  4 months ago

  Share →: About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? 🍩💪 Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! 😂 Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal question that plagues the minds of bros worldwide! 🤔💪 It's like thinking that wearing a chef's hat will make you a master chef in seconds! 😂 Don't worry, folks, it's all about the magical transformation that will happen… eventually! Keep flexing those shirt sleeves and dream big! 💪👕 #MuscleShirtMagic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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  "Trying to rally all those bones, muscles, and cells in the morning is like herding cats… except there's way more of them! 🦴💪🔬 Just give them a few snooze button taps to kick-start the party in there! ⏰🥳"

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