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Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Trending via Twitch:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Going bananas on TikTok:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Going viral on Discord:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Just landed via Slack:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

30 shares on Slack this month:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

83 shares on Threads this month:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

91 shares on Discord this month:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Shared recently on Discord:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Breaking via Slack:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Just shared via Reddit:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

Spotted on Reddit:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Making waves on Snapchat:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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