24 Funny mystery quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be mysterious and the inability to filter our thoughts! 🤐 It's like trying to keep a lid on a pot of boiling pasta… you know it's gonna spill over eventually! 😜 Embrace your inner chatterbox, my friend – your honesty is the real mystery! 🤫✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the thrilling game of fridge archaeology! 🕵️‍♀️🦠 It's like a combo of CSI and Fear Factor, trying to identify mystery items and determine their expiry date…if they even had one! 🕰️🤢 Remember, when in doubt, just toss it out – safety first, adventurous spirit later! 🚮😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨🏠 "Can you imagine having a magician as a housemate and not even knowing it? Talk about disappearing acts in plain sight! Guess that's why the rent is always vanishing… 😉🏡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It's a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves"

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