74 Funny nice quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took that advice to heart and turned it into a long-term commitment! 🤫 Sounds like there's been a lot of quiet contemplation and probably a few missed opportunities for sarcasm along the way! 🔇😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of sleeping – the closest you can get to being dead without the commitment! 💤😂 It's like hitting the pause button on life, but without the consequences. Win-win indeed! 😴👍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Proceed with caution when giving feedback to this individual. A gentle touch is strongly advised, unless you want to risk invoking the ancient art of feedback-fu! 🥋🤼‍♂️💥"

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