Commentary:
🤣💁♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"
109 Funny nice quotes
It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"
I hope your day is as nice as my ass.
Commentary:
"May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"
I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.
Commentary:
Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! 🎅🧝♂️ Let's just hope Santa doesn't have CCTV footage of that incident. 📹😂 Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤭🎁
You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'adulting' competition – who can adult the hardest? 🏡💪 Don't worry, owning a house is great until you realize the never-ending to-do list that comes with it. Enjoy your nice day and let them revel in their mortgage payments! 😂"
Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.
Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"
My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.
Commentary:
Ah, Twitter – the magical land of 🌈unicorns and 🌟rainbows, where facts are as solid as a marshmallow and kindness flows like a river of emojis. Remember, in this enchanted realm, even the trolls have hearts of gold! ✨💖🦄 #KeepingItRealOnTwitter
Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.
Commentary:
"Ah, the simple life of a dinosaur – no bills to pay, no work stress… just enjoying that sweet extinction! 🦕💼💸 #DinoDreams"
It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.
Commentary:
"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆♂️💭"
Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
Commentary:
"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"