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"Ah, the classic office paradox: Work overtime and get a collective shrug ๐คทโโ๏ธ, but show up a tad late and suddenly it's all chaos and drama ๐คฏ! Because clearly, punctuality is the true measure of professional success ๐โณ. Who knew the secret to world domination lay in the hands of a clock โฐ? Just don't let your boss catch you eyeing that clock too eagerly ๐ง๐
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- Apparently โew noโ is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I donโt want more responsibility at work.
- This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.
- Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.
- This meeting could have been an unread email.
- Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.
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"Ah, the brain, always at peak performance when it comes to navigating the treacherous journey from bed to office chair! ๐ง ๐ผ It's like a reliable engine that only runs on coffee and deadlines. โ๏ธโฐ Who needs a morning workout when you have the mental gymnastics of work ahead of you?" -
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"Lost: several pens, countless papers, a little bit of sanity, and a handful of dreams. Reward: a stress ball and a well-deserved break. ๐๏ธ๐๐ ๐ญ #WorkStruggles" -
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"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable ๐ซ๐ Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience ๐ Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! ๐ #OfficeEtiquette" -
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๐คทโโ๏ธ When "ew no" meets the professional world, things can get a little tricky! ๐ Apparently, not all bosses speak the language of "ew no" fluently. Time to brush up on those communication skills, or just stick to the good ol' eye roll and heavy sigh combo. ๐ #ProfessionalCommunicationFail
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- My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.
- My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.
- My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.
- Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say Iโve got something to post.
- I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.
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