Funny online marketplace quotes

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Commentary:
"Ah, Craigslist – where you can find anything from a used couch to a potential murder scene 🪓. Who knows, maybe they're just really good at hiding the bodies now 💀🤷‍♂️ #CraigslistMystery"

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Commentary:
Sounds like the only thing more difficult than a Rubik's Cube solved by a squirrel! 🐿️🗑️