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5 months ago
Share →: These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're going to have to add 'dodging silent electric cars' to our list of life skills! 🚶‍♂️🚗⚡️ Who knew a leisurely stroll could turn into a game of real-life Frogger? 🐸😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Commentary:
"Sometimes your stomach just wants to rev up and join the motorcycle gang outside 🏍️🤣 #VroomVroom"
5 months ago
Share →: A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Commentary:
Looks like someone accidentally got hit with a spoiler alert! 🎣😇 Maybe next time Jesus could've shouted, "Spoiler warning ahead!" 🚫📖 Just when you thought it was safe to put down the remote 📺, the ultimate plot twist revealed itself! 😂 #SpoilerAlert #JesusRocks
5 months ago
Share →: Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's dishing out compliments with a side of sarcasm! 🔥❄️ Maybe next time, less microwave, more microwaveable hearts! 😂 #ColdAsIce #HotStuff"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Commentary:
🚪😂 "I don’t need everything handed to me on a silver platter, just slide it through the door like a stealthy delivery ninja. Bonus points if you can ring the doorbell without waking the cat! 😜🐱"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Commentary:
"Step aside, front door – you're not the only one bringing the heat! 🔥🚪 Opening you up feels like walking into a baking show instead of the great outdoors. I better check for cookies, just in case! 🍪😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"
5 months ago
Share →: Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the real insanity is thriving out in the wild – who needs the structure of a madhouse anyway? 🤪🏠 Out there, madness roams free, blending seamlessly with the chaos of everyday life. It's a jungle out there, quite literally! 🌿🦁 #LivingOnTheEdge"
5 months ago
Share →: Shazam but for random noises outside.

Commentary:
"Introducing… Shazam for the mysterious clanks, bangs, and booms outside your window! 🎶🔊 Finally, you can solve the ultimate modern-day mystery: 'Who's making that racket at 3 AM?' 😂🕵️‍♂️ #ShazamForNoises"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Commentary:
Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️‍♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager