Funny quotes parking lot

Funny parking lot quotes

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

2 months ago

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

3 months ago

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

3 months ago