Funny parking lot quotes

• The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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  2 months ago

  bird, bit, cry, early, early bird, frustration, humor, life, little, longer, lot, morning, office, office life, parking, parking lot, stress, work

• Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, everyday, everyday situation, full, home, homes, humor, lot, me, parking, parking lot, people, sarcasm, situation

• My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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  2 months ago

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• A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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  2 months ago

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• Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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  2 months ago

  aging, around, car, driving, forgetfulness, hour, humor, looking, lot, mall, parking, parking lot, senility, spent

• You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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  2 months ago

  driving, humor, i, know, lines, lot, park, parking, parking lot, rules, shock

• Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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  3 months ago

  chicken, food, food humor, grocery, grocery store, humor, hunt, lot, parking, parking lot, ready, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, shopping, shopping humor, store, thrill, waiting

• Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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  4 months ago

  coping, coping mechanism, cry, emotional, emotional release, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, lot, mechanism, needs, parking, parking lot, release, therapy

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