Funny parking lot quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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  Commentary:
  "Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

  Commentary:
  "Senility: turning mall parking lots into your own personal labyrinth game 🚗🔀 Keep calm, the car hunt adventure continues! #LostAndFoundInMall"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"

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