The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Commentary:
Looks like those three people have secured their spots in the will by diligently hitting that "like" button! Who knew that social media engagement could have such high stakes? Better keep an eye on those notifications, you never know when your inheritance might be at stake!

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Commentary:
"Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone maxed out their social battery way too quickly! Remember, it's all fun and games until you realize you're still in 'recovery mode' from last week's hangout marathon. Pace yourself, my friend, socializing is a marathon, not a sprint!"

British people be like β€œI’m Bri ish” cause they drank the β€œT”

British people be like β€œI’m Bri ish” cause they drank the β€œT”

Commentary:
🇬🇧 British people really know how to spill the tea in more ways than one! 😂☕️ No wonder they proudly identify as "Bri-ish" after sipping on that legendary T! 🤣 Talk about a cultural connection through beverages! Cheers to British humor and their love for a good cuppa! 🤪👏 #BritishHumor #TeaLovers