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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Posted onJan 23, 2026

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Posted onJan 21, 2026

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