Funny phrases quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

  Commentary:
  "Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, I'll be throwing some Old Testament shade your way! 😂🌾🔥 May your WiFi forever be spotty and your phone always on 1% battery! #BiblicalBurns"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

  Commentary:
  "Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the mysteries of linguistic creativity! 🤔💡 Maybe the same person also coined "out of the box" but never actually thought outside the box again! 📦😂 The world may never know! 🌎🤷‍♂️

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