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Funny phrases quotes

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like "please don’t vacuum your sister"

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this place very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" and so on instead of "the cow boils an egg".

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases?

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025