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Funny Quotes About phrases
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- A watched pot never boils... unless you turn up the heat!
- You can't have your cake and eat it... but you can order another slice!
- When life gives you lemons... add vodka!
- The early bird catches the worm... but the late bird gets to sleep in!
- Don't cry over spilled milk... unless it's almond milk because that stuff is expensive!
- Actions speak louder than words... but good luck whispering a CV!
- The pen is mightier than the sword... unless you're facing a sword-wielding ninja!
- Curiosity killed the cat... but satisfaction brought it back for round two!
- All's fair in love and war... unless there's a puppy involved, then it's game over!
- You can't judge a book by its cover... but you can definitely judge a person by their Netflix history!
- Don't put all your eggs in one basket... unless it's an omelette, then go for it!
- Rome wasn't built in a day... but it wasn't Tinder, either!
- Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do!
- When in Rome... steal the gladiators' fashion tips!
- The grass is always greener on the other side... until you realize it's artificial turf!
- The squeaky wheel gets the grease... and a one-way ticket to the maintenance closet!
- When life hands you lemons... squeeze them in someone's eye and run!
- Absence makes the heart grow fonder... unless it's your WiFi connection!
- You can lead a horse to water... but it will still probably ask for a menu!
- The best things in life are free... except for shipping and handling fees!
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