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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.
If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.
If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.
Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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12 hours ago
Share →: If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Commentary:
"Brace yourself! 😅 My PowerPoint game is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection! 📊🚀 #NerdAlert"
3 months ago
Share →: I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Commentary:
Oh, the sound of spaghetti noodles or your knees? 😂 Looks like your knees are staging an Italian pasta cooking show every time you navigate the stairs! 🍝🤣 Maybe they're just craving some marinara sauce for extra support!
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of stealthily dodging acquaintances in the produce aisle, perfecting the art of supermarket camouflage 🥦🕵️‍♂️ Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a modern-day game of hide and seek? #ProHideAndSeeker"
5 months ago
Share →: Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷‍♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the graceful elegance of adulting – said no one ever! 🦌💃 Embrace the wobbly legs and uncertain steps, for the day's dance of life awaits!"
5 months ago
Share →: As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨‍👧‍👦💻 Because let's face it, if they can handle Dad's banter, they can handle anything!"
5 months ago
Share →: If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Commentary:
"If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior"