Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of stealthily dodging acquaintances in the produce aisle, perfecting the art of supermarket camouflage 🥦🕵️♂️ Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a modern-day game of hide and seek? #ProHideAndSeeker"

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.
Commentary:
"Ah, the graceful elegance of adulting – said no one ever! 🦌💃 Embrace the wobbly legs and uncertain steps, for the day's dance of life awaits!"

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨👧👦💻 Because let's face it, if they can handle Dad's banter, they can handle anything!"

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
Commentary:
"If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior"

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.
Commentary:
Oh, the sound of spaghetti noodles or your knees? 😂 Looks like your knees are staging an Italian pasta cooking show every time you navigate the stairs! 🍝🤣 Maybe they're just craving some marinara sauce for extra support!