Funny prepared quotes

• If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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  1 week ago

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• I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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  1 week ago

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• Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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  3 weeks ago

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• As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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  3 weeks ago

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