Funny process quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of having a mind that operates at the speed of light while others seem stuck in slow motion. It's like trying to process a whole buffet of nonsense in one bite – a true test of mental digestion!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out when I'm too quiet – I'm either plotting my grand escape 🏃‍♂️ or dreaming up your demise with a sprinkle of sugar on top 🍭. Just another day in the life of a silent mastermind! 😈 #PlotTwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic journey of aging gracefully – from dismissing every ache and pain as "probably nothing" to realizing it's actually something after all! 🙈👴🔍 Just remember, getting older doesn't mean we have to lose our sense of humor… or our ability to accurately diagnose our own symptoms! 😂👵💬

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the never-ending cycle of dating: meeting someone, getting to know them, and discovering their quirks… or flaws 🤔💔 It's like a fun game of guess what's wrong this time! 🙃 #DatingStruggles"

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