Funny process quotes

• Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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  2 months ago

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• There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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  2 months ago

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• I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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  2 months ago

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• No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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  2 months ago

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• If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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  2 months ago

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• Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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  2 months ago

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• Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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  3 months ago

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