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Funny protein quotes

Funny protein quotes are the perfect way to spice up your fitness journey with a splash of humor πŸ’ͺπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re a gym rat or just love your shakes, these witty lines will make you smile while you flex those muscles πŸ—πŸ₯š Get ready to laugh, lift, and snack smarter with some protein-packed fun that’s sure to brighten your workout routine and fuel your day the funniest way possible! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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