Funny protein quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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