Funny protein quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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  Commentary:
  "Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

  Commentary:
  “Apparently, the makers of protein powder missed out on the chocolate memo 🍫😆 Maybe they need a crash course in cocoa goodness before hitting the gym! 💪 #ChocoholicsAnonymous”

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that the flavor of chocolate protein powder was actually created in the 1950s by a chemist named Irwin H. Stone? 🍫💪 #ChocolateProteinPowderFact

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

  Commentary:
  "From 'I'm starting the year healthy and strong!' to 'Syrup = Vegetable logic level: expert' in just 20 days 🥑🍁🥞 #NewYearResolutionsGoneWild"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"

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