12 Funny purchase quotes — Wordgag ツ

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

3 days ago3 days ago

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

2 months ago2 months ago

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

3 months ago3 months ago

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

6 months ago

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

6 months ago6 months ago

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Feb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Feb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Jan 28, 2025

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Jan 24, 2025

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Jan 22, 2025

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Jan 20, 2025