The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the symphony of raindrops – nature's lullaby for sleepy souls.🌧️💤 Truly an elite experience, unless you realize there's a leak in your roof! 😉🏠 #RainyDayDelights

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gardener when you've got Mother Nature on speed dial? 🌧️🪴 Just call her up and ask for the deluxe plant spa treatment! 💦🪴 #RainyDayGreenery"

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That's what I always do when it rains.

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Commentary:
"Maybe the Formula 1 cars are just water-soluble and they don't want to melt ☔️😆 Or perhaps they're secretly looking for an excuse to showcase their synchronized swimming skills 🏎️💦 Just imagine a pitstop turning into a pool party – now that's entertainment! 🎉💧"

I'm the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"

Sorry I didn't respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅

I love Fleetwood Mac, but "thunder only happens when it's raining" is just not true.

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Commentary:
"Oh, the accuracy of songs! 🌩️😂 Maybe 'thunder only happens when it's raining' is just a metaphor for life's unexpected twists and turns? Or perhaps Fleetwood Mac just magically summons storms for effect? ☔️🎶"

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Commentary:
"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎"

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won't rain for so long.

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist finding the silver lining in shorter days! 🌧️ Let's hope for brighter skies and shorter rainy spells ahead! ☀️☔️"

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all's well, it's raining again.

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Commentary:
Looks like the sky finally sorted out its identity crisis! 🌞☔️ Don't worry, it was just the sun making a brief cameo before letting the rain reclaim the spotlight. Mother Nature's just keeping things interesting! 🌦️ #WeatherDrama