17 Funny random quotes

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

"What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?" I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025