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4 months ago
Share →: How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old existential crisis disguised as a witty comeback! 🤯🧐 You know it's bad when even your own imagination starts questioning your reality! 🤔😂 Just remember, if this is a dream, at least you have excellent taste in imaginary companions! 😉🌌
4 months ago
Share →: We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Commentary:
"Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let's just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes"
5 months ago
Share →: In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Commentary:
Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!
5 months ago
Share →: You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from 'picture-perfect' to 'paper jammed' in a matter of seconds. It's like the universe's way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there's always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, life is like a pair of jeans – it's all fun and games until you realize you've been enjoying a bit too much fun and now those jeans are giving you a not-so-subtle reminder. It's all about finding that perfect balance between enjoyment and elastic waistbands!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Commentary:
"Apologies, I am currently booked solid avoiding responsibilities as the horrors of reality keep knocking on my door like unwanted salespeople 🚪👻 #NotTodayReality #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like being handed a manual written in invisible ink and being expected to navigate life without a GPS… or a clue 🤷‍♂️🔍 #LostInAdulthood"
5 months ago
Share →: Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! 🤭💻 It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. 😂📶 Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. 🤔🔄 #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes
5 months ago
Share →: Life is weird and then you die.

Commentary:
"Life is like a rollercoaster that ends with a really abrupt drop-off 🎢😂. So buckle up, enjoy the ride, and try not to spill your popcorn! 🍿😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Commentary:
"Welcome to adulthood, where the coffee flows like water and sleep is just a distant memory. 😴☕️ Don't worry, we're all just zombies in business attire here! 💼🧟‍♂️"