You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Commentary:
Oh, the lack of danger music in real life certainly makes things feel less dramatic 🎶🚨 Just imagine having a soundtrack to signal when things are about to get intense – would make for some epic moments or maybe chaos! 🔊💥 Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to rely on our instincts and hope for the best! 🤷‍♂️ #WhereIsTheDangerMusic

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