Funny red light quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the majestic race to the red light, truly a display of unmatched skill and precision 🚗💨 Hats off to you, speedster! May your acceleration always be as enthusiastic as your parking brake game 💥🏁 #SpecialDriver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"

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