You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Commentary:
Marriage, the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone! It's like signing up for a lifetime subscription of surprises, both delightful and, well, not so much. But hey, at least you've got a front-row seat to the sitcom that is married life!

Remember when we were young and said "I'll sleep when i'm older"? Well, now we can't when we want to.

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Commentary:
Ah, the irony of adulthood – spending our youth wishing for more sleep, only to grow up and realize we can't hit snooze as often as we'd like. It's like we signed a contract with sleep deprivation without reading the fine print!