174 Funny self quotes

• A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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  52 minutes ago

  haunted, haunted house, head, house, humor, inside, introspection, just, loneliness, mental, mental state, mind, own, self, spooky, state

• No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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  1 hour ago

  after, gut, humor, inner, inner voice, intuition, listen, regret, resentment, self, self-doubt, voice, yourself

• The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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  1 hour ago

  art, care, crazy, health, humor, letting, letting go, mental, mental health, once, relaxation, relief, self, self-care, stress, stress relief, subtle, while, yourself

• Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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  2 hours ago

  alone, care, coping, coping mechanism, dancing, health, humor, life, literally, love, mechanism, mental, mental health, room, save, save life, self, self-care

• Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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  2 hours ago

  crisis, humor, impossible, know, life, middle, midlife, midlife crisis, ongoing, ongoing crisis, period, reflection, self, self-reflection

• I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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  3 hours ago

  balm, beauty, beauty rest, bedtime, bedtime routine, being, care, girl, girly, girly girl, going, i, just, lip, lip balm, love, moisturized, rest, routine, scent, self, self-care, skincare, sleep, soft

• I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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  3 hours ago

  20s, 25, 30s, 35, actually, age, decade, humor, life, life stage, perception, self, self-perception, stage

• College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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  4 hours ago

  attendance, class, college, core, core class, home, learning, self, self learning, sit, teach, teach yourself, yourself

• You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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  5 hours ago

  belief, believe, confidence, delusion, delusional, humor, motivation, much, self, self-belief, yourself

• In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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  6 hours ago

  every, financial, financial status, humor, i, image, imagination, myself, never, poor, poverty, self, self-image, status, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

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