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Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡đ has bookmarked:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ą has bookmarked:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ī has viewed:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇷 has viewed:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ū has viewed:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ģ has copied:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ū🇊 has copied:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Breaking via Threads:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Just landed via Facebook:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Shared recently on Twitch:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Funny self quotes 😂ðŸĪŠ are like little bursts of laughter therapy, perfectly crafted to turn your reflection into a comedy show. They’re the punchlines you didn’t know you needed, adding a twist of humor to your daily mirror pep talks. Whether you’re mastering the art of chuckling at your own quirks or just in need of a giggle, these quotes deliver a delightful dose of self-loving hilarity. Embrace the silliness and spread the chuckles!

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Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ą has viewed:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ē has viewed:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ļ has viewed:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Someone from 🇎🇊 has viewed:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇷 has shared:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇚 has viewed:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ī has copied:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇰🇊 has shared:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŧ has copied:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ū🇷 has downloaded:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Spotted on YouTube:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Just shared via Telegram:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Just shared via YouTube:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Just landed via YouTube:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Just landed via Instagram:

One week of daily crunches and I have absâ€Ķurdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Just shared via X:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Spotted on Instagram:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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