Funny quotes self

68 Funny self quotes

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

1 week ago

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

1 week ago

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

2 weeks ago

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

2 weeks ago

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

1 month ago

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

1 month ago

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

1 month ago

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

1 month ago

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

1 month ago

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

2 months ago

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

3 months ago

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

3 months ago

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

3 months ago

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

3 months ago

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

3 months ago

I need a break from me.

3 months ago

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

3 months ago

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

3 months ago

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

3 months ago