174 Funny self quotes

• It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

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  7 days ago

  depends, fairness, future, growth, humor, irony, me, personal, personal growth, responsibility, seems, self, unfair

• The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

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  7 days ago

  daily, daily struggle, day, exist, existence, fact, humor, i, irritation, least, me, once, reflection, sarcasm, self, self-reflection, struggle

• Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

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  7 days ago

  confusion, ever, identity, me, misunderstanding, nobody, self, uniqueness, world

• I’ve been a main character since birth.

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  7 days ago

  birth, character, confidence, humor, identity, main, main character, personality, self, self-confidence

• My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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  7 days ago

  abusive, abusive relationship, brain, health, humor, mental, mental health, most, own, relationship, self

• The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

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  7 days ago

  blanket, book, comfort, cozy, humor, interested, love, love triangle, me, only, reading, relaxation, self, self-love, triangle

• The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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  1 week ago

  bad, bad day, care, coping, coping mechanism, day, ever, humor, i, indulgence, know, march, mechanism, myself, problem, self, self-care, stop, treat, treat yourself, yourself

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  1 week ago

  being, catalyst, change, current, doing, exist, future, future self, growth, hard, hard thing, i, improvement, just, me, motivation, myself, personal, personal growth, realization, self, self-improvement, thing, things, version

• In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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  1 week ago

  20s, 30s, actually, childhood, growth, hobby, important, interest, interests, kid, niche, niche interest, personal, personal growth, rediscovery, self, self-discovery, something, start, thirty, twenty, younger, younger self

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  1 week ago

  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

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