166 Funny self quotes

• In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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  22 hours ago

  20s, 30s, actually, childhood, growth, hobby, important, interest, interests, kid, niche, niche interest, personal, personal growth, rediscovery, self, self-discovery, something, start, thirty, twenty, younger, younger self

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  2 weeks ago

  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

• At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, end, humor, identity, independence, just, me, reflection, self, solitude

• The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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  3 weeks ago

  best, confidence, ever, humor, lose, loss, motivation, opinion, opinions, self, self-confidence, weight, weight loss, wisdom

• I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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  3 weeks ago

  after, doom, doom scroll, humor, i, improve, improvement, life, little, media, procrastination, scroll, self, self-improvement, social, social media, yes

• The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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  4 weeks ago

  empowerment, energy, girl, hack, humor, love, lover, real, self, self-love, yourself

• I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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  1 month ago

  am, buying, care, happier, happiness, i, love, me, much, myself, peace, retail, retail therapy, self, self-care, shopping, therapy, things, works

• If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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  1 month ago

  amusement, annoyance, annoyed, attitude, emotion, enter, figure, God, hack, humor, improvement, life, life hack, mindset, mode, motivation, much, positivity, pretty, self, self-improvement, state

• Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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  1 month ago

  actually, being, cherry, cherry on top, confidence, ever, genius, girl, humor, just, love, self, self-love, sexy, sweet, sweet girl, sweetest, top

• Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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  2 months ago

  activity, care, lounging, outdoor, outdoor activity, relaxation, self, self-care, star, stars, therapy, under

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