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6 days ago
Share →: How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Commentary:
"LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁‍♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"
1 week ago
Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"
1 week ago
Share →: In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Commentary:
"Meanwhile, in this universe, I'm just mastering the art of sarcasm! 😂🚀 #ParallelProblems"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

Commentary:
"When you're the CEO of your own drama club! 🎭🙈 #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Commentary:
"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, be the zesty bad example! 🍋😜"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Commentary:
"Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"
1 month ago
Share →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Commentary:
"Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡
1 month ago
Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Commentary:
"Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"
2 months ago
Share →: You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Commentary:
🔥🤣 "Finally, a reason to look forward to wrinkles! Who knew maturity came with a built-in heating system? #GlowUpGoals #AgeLikeFineWine 🍷✨"