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"Ah, the ever-optimistic taxpayer 🛣️. Don't worry, you might actually see those roads fixed by the time hover cars become mainstream 🚗✨ #TaxpayerDreams"
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- Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.
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Oh, wouldn't that be bear-y nice? 🐻💤 Imagine snuggling up in your cozy den all winter long, emerging in spring with a fresh batch of dad jokes and questionable dance moves! 😂 Let's petition to make human hibernation the latest trend – we could all use a break from adulting sometimes! 💁♂️💤 -
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