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436 Funny should quotes

Funny should quotes 🤔😂 are the ultimate way to sprinkle some hilarity on life’s endless list of things we *should* do. Why follow the mundane when you can laugh your way through the must-dos? Whether it’s about eating veggies or exercising, these quirky musings turn obligation into amusement. So, let’s flip the script and giggle through the shoulds, because life’s too short for a boring to-do list! Ready to chuckle at what we *should* be doing? Let’s dive in! 😜🎉

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Weddings should have a worst man.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Posted onMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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