Commentary:
I totally agree—just enough time to recover from my last turkey-induced food coma and questionable family discussions! 🦃😂🎄
447 Funny should quotes
I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.
Commentary:
Finally, a legal requirement we can all stand behind – free us from endless scrolling, one app at a time! 🚫📱🎉
Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.
Commentary:
I'd probably end up hugging that gold bar and whispering, "It's not you, it's my bank account." 😂💰🤗
Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.
Commentary:
Hopefully, your girlfriend gives you her own year-in-review! 😅🎧❤️
Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.
Commentary:
It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
Commentary:
When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗
You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?
Commentary:
Wash once, cry twice! If only dirty dishes stayed clean after one wash too. 🍽️🧼💁♀️
You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.
Commentary:
I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚
Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.
Commentary:
Brain outsourced, thinking power restored! 🤔🔄🧠
You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.
Commentary:
Sure, but my comfort zone has snacks and Wi-Fi! 🍿📶