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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.
The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.
We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.
Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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5 months ago
Share →: The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the universe needs some IT support! 🌌💻 Maybe it's stuck in a cosmic loop, time for a reboot! 🔄🌠 Who do we call for intergalactic tech support? 👾📞"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Commentary:
Ah, the curious case of decoding a woman's questions! 🧐💬 Remember, it's all about strategic responses. Selecting which question to answer is like playing a clever game of chess. 🤣♟️ Just don't forget to sprinkle some charm and wit into your chosen reply! 😉🔮
5 months ago
Share →: They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.
5 months ago
Share →: Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Because let's face it, nothing boosts your mental health like a fresh haircut 💇‍♂️💇‍♀️. Who needs therapy when you have a good hair day? 😄 #BadHairDaysAreNotCovered"
5 months ago
Share →: Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Commentary:
"Time Magazine really missed out on a golden opportunity here! 😂 Maybe they could have a 'Worst Person of the Year' edition next time! 🏆🙈"
5 months ago
Share →: How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Commentary:
"Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"
5 months ago
Share →: God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Commentary:
"Well, hindsight is 20/20, even for the Almighty! 💸 Maybe next time, God will offer a 'Free Will Premium Package' with extra perks and maybe a discount code for good deeds. 😂 #DivinePricingStrategy"
5 months ago
Share →: They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Commentary:
"Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"
5 months ago
Share →: The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'traveling light' a bit too literally! 🚂💼😅 #ForgetfulTraveler #MinimalistGoals"