304 Funny should quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old tradition of spreading malice instead of love! Who needs roses and chocolates when you can broadcast your carefully curated shots of side-eye and eye rolls? Just make sure to use the right filter to really capture that "frenemy drama" essence! #AntiValentinesDay #InstagramWarfare

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of who foots the bill on the first date Maybe we should just all agree to let the house cover it and avoid the awkward wallet dance Who knew real estate could be such a matchmaker? #DateNightOnTheHouse"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

  Commentary:
  "Here's some advice for those living in glass houses: if you want to maintain a bit of privacy, consider outfitting your bathroom with frosted glass. Nobody wants a peek-a-boo moment in the loo! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wolves should really raise more people.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where wolves host PTA meetings and help with homework… Just think of the pack dynamics at the supermarket checkout line! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

  Commentary:
  "Who else needs a buffer day between 'Sunday Funday' and 'Monday Madness'? Let's make 'Hang on a Second' a thing, because we could all use a little extra weekend recharge time! #WeekendVibes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the adrenaline rush of a Bull-dle de France! Just when you thought the Tour de France couldn't get any more exciting! Get ready to pedal for your life and dodge some horns along the way. Who needs traditional cycling challenges when you can have a wild animal chase instead? #BullsOnBikes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

  Commentary:
  "Being an adult is basically just asking the babysitter for the curfew instead of the other way around. #GrowingUpButNotReally"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

  Commentary:
  "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone already has a head start on their partner's issues! Why not kill two birds with one stone, right? But hey, at least they're trying to work things out! #TherapyGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

  Commentary:
  How about a rom-com where characters actually communicate effectively without all the unnecessary eavesdropping and misinterpretation shenanigans? Let's call it "Misunderstood-less Love" – where misunderstandings are resolved over coffee instead of dramatic cliffhangers! #ClearCommunicationForTheWin

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