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5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Commentary:
😂 "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! 🚿💭 Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I need a long hot meteor shower.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hot shower when you can have a long hot meteor shower instead? 🚿☄️ Just be sure to avoid standing directly underneath!#OutOfThisWorldHygiene"
5 months ago
Share →: You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Commentary:
"Why go camping when you can have a wild adventure right at home? Embrace the chaos, be one with nature and let the squirrels in for ultimate indoor camping experience! 🏕️🐿️ #HomeIsWhereTheSquirrelsAre"
5 months ago
Share →: Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's arachnophobia vs. personal hygiene – a true battle of wills! 🕷🚿 Who knew that a tiny spider could turn a regular shower into a survival challenge? 😅 Hang in there, you're not alone in this (unwanted) adventure!"
5 months ago
Share →: To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Commentary:
"Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! 🚿🔪😂 Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Commentary:
"Why question the wonders of hot showers when they turn you into a magnificent ruby gem? 💎💦 Clearly, it’s nature’s way of giving you that radiant glow without the need for expensive facials! Keep shining bright, you beautiful gem! ✨🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Commentary:
"Love knows no boundaries… or bathroom doors apparently! 🚪🚿❤️But hey, at least it's the thought that counts, right? 😅 #LoveIsUnexpected"
5 months ago
Share →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Commentary:
"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"
5 months ago
Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"
5 months ago
Share →: The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shower – always eager for a steamy session while the rest of us just try to get clean 🚿😂 Seems like it's the only one who truly appreciates my au naturel look! #ShowerGoals"