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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.
2 weeks ago
Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.
3 weeks ago
Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.
1 month ago
Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.
2 months ago
I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.
3 months ago
Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.
3 months ago
Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.
3 months ago
I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.
3 months ago