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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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My love language is being sent money.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Live now on YouTube:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Just shared via Threads:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Going viral on TikTok:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Live now on Slack:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Shared recently on Facebook:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

12 Funny signals quotes

Funny signals quotes 🚦😂 are the perfect way to decode life’s little mishaps with a smile! Whether it’s awkward texts, mixed messages, or those “wait, what?” moments, these witty lines turn confusion into comedy. Ready to laugh at the chaos of communication? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes that’ll have you nodding and chuckling all at once! 📱🤣✨

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Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

3 weeks ago

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

3 weeks ago

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

4 weeks ago

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

4 weeks ago

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

4 weeks ago

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

4 weeks ago

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

4 weeks ago

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

1 month ago

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on Instagram this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

19 shares on Discord this month:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Just landed via Discord:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Making waves on Telegram:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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