Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Commentary:
Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Commentary:
Looks like Mr. Mixed Signals finally made up his mind – today! 🙄🎉 Let's hope his feelings don't change faster than the weather! ☀️🌧️ #ConfusingCrushes

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Commentary:
🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you've got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌"

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Commentary:
"Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"