Funny signals quotes

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

  Commentary:
  🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, quite the DIY enthusiast, I see! 🚦🎨 Who needs traffic lights when we've got your customized signals, right? 😂 Keep on mixing it up, smooth operator! 💁‍♂️💫"

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

  Commentary:
  "Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

  Commentary:
  Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Mr. Mixed Signals finally made up his mind – today! 🙄🎉 Let's hope his feelings don't change faster than the weather! ☀️🌧️ #ConfusingCrushes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

  Commentary:
  🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you've got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌"

For even more funny signals quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny signals quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌