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Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Just landed via YouTube:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Making waves on Discord:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Just shared via Reddit:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Spotted on X:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Seen just now on Threads:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Freshly posted on Discord:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Going viral on Telegram:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

89 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,409

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Spotted on YouTube:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Just shared via Pinterest:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Trending via Discord:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Making waves on Snapchat:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Trending via Threads:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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