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Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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301 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,570

Funny Quotes Topics

17,628

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15,570

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

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Making waves on X:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Live now on TikTok:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Trending via WeChat:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Going viral on Messenger:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Breaking via Facebook:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone is getting idioter.

33 shares on Threads this month:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

62 shares on Slack this month:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

301 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,570

Funny Quotes Topics

17,628

Funny Quotes Images

15,570

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,703

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Trending via Threads:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Going bananas on X:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Spotted on Instagram:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Freshly posted on Threads:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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