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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Just landed via Discord:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Live now on Reddit:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Going viral on X:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Spotted on Telegram:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Going viral on WeChat:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Just shared via Facebook:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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