280 Funny social media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where suffering in silence turns into oversharing in a split second 🤐➡️📣 #NoFilter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the majestic sight of virtual battles unfolding! 🕊️💻 Remember, folks, keep calm and let those online adversaries unknowingly contribute to the soaring population of middle fingers in our digital world. Fly high, you rebellious little digits! 🖕😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you only accept societal insights if they come with a side of car karaoke vibes? 🚗🎤 Well, I guess that’s one way to take in the latest trends in between red lights and pit stops! Who knew the key to unraveling the mysteries of society lay in the backseat cupholder all along? 🤔📱 #CarConfessions

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes! The modern female calendar: tweet volume peaks at certain hormonal vortexes, alarming friends and baffling enemies alike 📆📱🚨 #EmotionallyUnstableSocialMediaCEO

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of witnessing toxic positivity in action! 🙄 It's like watching a snake oil salesman talk about wellness. 🐍😂 Just smile and wave, folks!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

  Commentary:
  "Here lies a pioneer who chose to disconnect from the digital noise. RIP, online presence! 😄👻 #OfflineButStillAwesome"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of brainless chatter! 🧠💬 Social media: where talking without thinking is a superpower! 🤳😂 #NoBrainNoProblem"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's sleigh isn't the only thing that slides into your DMs! 🎅📱 If he ever takes a scroll through your social media, you might be unwrapping a whole lot of therapy sessions this Christmas! 😂🎁#NaughtyListBound

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"

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