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Funny soldier quotes bring a hilarious twist to military life 😂🎖️ From unexpected moments on base to the quirks of boot camp, these witty lines capture the lighter side of serving your country 🇺🇸💥 Ready to laugh and salute? Dive into the funniest takes on soldier life that prove even in uniform, humor marches on! 🪖🤣

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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