It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Commentary:
"Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it's tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue"

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Bible missed the syllabus on referencing higher education 📚🤷‍♂️ Maybe the disciples were too busy studying miracles and parables instead! 😄 #EscapingCollege"

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'adulting' competition – who can adult the hardest? 🏡💪 Don't worry, owning a house is great until you realize the never-ending to-do list that comes with it. Enjoy your nice day and let them revel in their mortgage payments! 😂"

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that's the sound of somebody else's problem.

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the symphony of kitchen mishaps! 🎶 Closing the cupboard door only to hear the crash of a falling item – a subtle reminder that sometimes life's problems are just waiting to surprise you like an unexpected guest. 😂 It's like a game of culinary Jenga in there! 🏗️ #CupboardChronicles

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sheer bliss of sipping on coffee while someone else tackles the endless aisles of decision-making 🛒☕️ Who knew laziness could taste so delicious? #GroceryGoals"

You should be able to donate somebody else's body to science.

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate act of generosity: donating somebody else's body to science! 🧠💉 Who needs consent anyway, right? 🤣 Just imagine the confusion at the medical lab when they receive a random body in the mail. 📦💁‍♂️ Science sure loves surprises! 🔬"

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Commentary:
Ah, the pressure of marriage, where love meets performance anxiety! 💍🎤 Just remember, if your partner's speech is lacking, they can always blame it on nerves or forgetfulness… hopefully not on actually regretting saying "I do"! 😅👰‍♂️

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's personal organization skills are taking a vacation 🤷‍♂️ Time to round up those rogue socks and misplaced keys! Let's get this show on the road 💪🧦🔑 #LifeInTheFastLane"

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Commentary:
"Living the dream? More like living a nightmare! 😂💭 Who dreams of chaos and madness, am I right? This is the stuff of a comedy movie gone wrong! 🤪 #RealityCheck"

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Commentary:
Ah, the golden days when ignoring someone meant they practically vanished into thin air! 🙈💨 Social media has a way of keeping even the most forgettable acquaintances front and center in our lives. But hey, at least we can now keep up with their breakfast choices and pet antics, right? 🍳🐾 #GoodTimes, indeed!