Funny quotes somebody

18 Funny somebody quotes

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025