Funny quotes somebody

19 Funny somebody quotes

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

2 weeks ago

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

1 month ago

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

1 month ago

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

1 month ago

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

2 months ago

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

3 months ago

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

3 months ago

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

3 months ago

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

3 months ago

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

3 months ago

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

3 months ago

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

3 months ago

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

3 months ago

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

3 months ago

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

3 months ago

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

3 months ago

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

3 months ago

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

3 months ago

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

3 months ago