34 Funny somebody quotes

• What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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  2 months ago

  advice, beginner, getting, information, just, knowledge, learning, pieces, somebody

• Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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  2 months ago

  day, finger, fingers, humor, know, last, last day, reminder, somebody, somewhere, today, unexpected

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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  2 months ago

  commentary, hate, humor, island, link, Love Island, me, sarcasm, social, social commentary, somebody

• I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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  2 months ago

  advice, dark, dark side, frustration, got, humor, i, Jedi, lot, patience, side, somebody, star, Star Wars, traffic, turned, wars

• Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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  2 months ago

  anger, better, cleaning, frustration, humor, motivation, nobody, pissed, somebody

• Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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  2 months ago

  communication, conversation, hate, humor, i, irony, language, media, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, online, online conversation, only, pancakes, place, sarcasm, say, social, social media, somebody, still, Twitter, waffles, where

• Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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  2 months ago

  back, digital, digital footprint, embarrassment, footprint, God, humor, media, nostalgia, oh, online, online embarrassment, past, past posts, posts, privacy, share, social, social media, social media humor, somebody, something, sometimes, think, timeline

• Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, every, expenses, feel, finance, financial, financial frustration, frustration, humor, i, me, money, needs, own, reimbursement, somebody, spend, time, wallet

• I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, checking, humor, i, keep, loneliness, me, mean, media, phone, self-deprecating, silly, social, social media, somebody, something, technology

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