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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.
You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.
That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.
It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.
Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Commentary:
"When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender"
1 month ago
Share →: I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Commentary:
"Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Commentary:
"Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"
2 months ago
Share →: Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Commentary:
"Seriously, where's the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we'd all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Commentary:
Oh, the temptation to give someone a gentle reality check in the form of a shoulder shake and a whispered "Nobody cares!" 😂 Sometimes a dose of honesty can be quite liberating! Just remember to shake gently, we don't want any accidental bobbleheads! 😉
3 months ago
Share →: I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Commentary:
"Remember, there's always someone out there who cares… Just not me, I'm busy eating snacks and watching cat videos 🍿🐱 #Priorities"
3 months ago
Share →: Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Commentary:
"Remember, when someone says they're thinking of you, it could mean they're sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!" 🚪👀
4 months ago
Share →: It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Commentary:
"Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it's tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue"
5 months ago
Share →: College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Bible missed the syllabus on referencing higher education 📚🤷‍♂️ Maybe the disciples were too busy studying miracles and parables instead! 😄 #EscapingCollege"
5 months ago
Share →: You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'adulting' competition – who can adult the hardest? 🏡💪 Don't worry, owning a house is great until you realize the never-ending to-do list that comes with it. Enjoy your nice day and let them revel in their mortgage payments! 😂"