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  • I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

    Commentary:
    “Just trying to see if I’m a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂”

  • Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

    Commentary:
    “Sure! I’ve heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽”

  • Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

    Commentary:
    “Seriously, where’s the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we’d all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals”

  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

    Commentary:
    Oh, the temptation to give someone a gentle reality check in the form of a shoulder shake and a whispered “Nobody cares!” 😂 Sometimes a dose of honesty can be quite liberating! Just remember to shake gently, we don’t want any accidental bobbleheads! 😉

  • I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, there’s always someone out there who cares… Just not me, I‘m busy eating snacks and watching cat videos 🍿🐱 #Priorities”

  • Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, when someone says they’re thinking of you, it could mean they’re sending good vibes your way… or they could be holding a creepy doll with your name on it. Better safe than sorry, folks!” 🚪👀

  • It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

    Commentary:
    “Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it’s tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue”

  • College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the Bible missed the syllabus on referencing higher education 📚🤷‍♂️ Maybe the disciples were too busy studying miracles and parables instead! 😄 #EscapingCollege”

  • You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘adulting’ competition – who can adult the hardest? 🏡💪 Don’t worry, owning a house is great until you realize the never-ending to-do list that comes with it. Enjoy your nice day and let them revel in their mortgage payments! 😂”

  • That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the symphony of kitchen mishaps! 🎶 Closing the cupboard door only to hear the crash of a falling item – a subtle reminder that sometimes life’s problems are just waiting to surprise you like an unexpected guest. 😂 It’s like a game of culinary Jenga in there! 🏗️ #CupboardChronicles

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