36 Funny somebody quotes

• Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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  17 hours ago

  AI, automation, bad, employment, explain, good, humor, immigrant, irony, job, jobs, me, somebody, take, technology, why

• Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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  21 hours ago

  behavior, curiosity, every, funny behavior, heart, interaction, media, rewatch, social, social media, somebody, story, time

• If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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  1 day ago

  after, choice, elevator, excellent, floor, humor, interaction, joke, laugh, pity, pity laugh, say, social, social interaction, somebody

• I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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  1 day ago

  else, humor, i, ID, identity, irony, personality, regret, self, somebody

• A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

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  1 week ago

  communication, friendly, humor, interaction, little, looks, politeness, reminder, social, social interaction, somebody, tell, tired

• Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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  2 weeks ago

  Avatar, cameron, complaint, criticism, film, film criticism, humor, james, James Cameron, movie, need, sequel, should, somebody, tell, world

• What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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  2 months ago

  advice, beginner, getting, information, just, knowledge, learning, pieces, somebody

• Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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  2 months ago

  day, finger, fingers, humor, know, last, last day, reminder, somebody, somewhere, today, unexpected

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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  2 months ago

  commentary, hate, humor, island, link, Love Island, me, sarcasm, social, social commentary, somebody

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