33 Funny somebody quotes — Wordgag ツ

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

7 days ago7 days ago

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

2 months ago2 months ago

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

2 months ago2 months ago

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

2 months ago2 months ago

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

2 months ago2 months ago

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

2 months ago2 months ago

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

3 months ago3 months ago

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

3 months ago3 months ago

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

4 months ago4 months ago

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

4 months ago4 months ago

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

5 months ago5 months ago

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

6 months ago6 months ago

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Mar 18, 2025Mar 18, 2025

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Mar 18, 2025

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Mar 17, 2025

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Feb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Jan 28, 2025