34 Funny somebody quotes

Funny somebody quotes are the perfect dose of laughter you didn’t know you needed! 😂 Whether they’re cheeky, clever, or downright silly, these gems bring a smile to any day 😄. Ready to brighten your mood and share some chuckles with friends? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious sayings that celebrate the quirky, the unexpected, and the downright funny side of somebody! 🎉✨

34 Funny somebody quotes - Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Commentary:
Well, how dare they serve me a reality check when I already ordered a full course of drama! 🍽️😤📦

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34 Funny somebody quotes - Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Commentary:
"Pancakes are the only acceptable breakfast discourse! 🥞😂 But seriously, where's the waffle outrage committee when you need 'em? 🤷‍♂️ #BreakfastDebates"

34 Funny somebody quotes - Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Commentary:
"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"