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Funny spouse quotes
Funny spouse quotes add a humorous spin to the dynamics of married life. πβ€οΈ From witty observations about couple quirks to playful jabs at shared experiences, these quotes celebrate the joy and laughter in a relationship. Enjoy a laugh and cherish the lighter moments with your better half! ππ
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- Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.
- Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.
- Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
- Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.
- You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of βall the free time you clearly haveβ.
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- Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.
- Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.
- You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of βall the free time you clearly haveβ.
- Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
- Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.
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