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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is โ€œweโ€™re tiny, weโ€™re toony, weโ€™re all a little loonyโ€

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Weird me out? No. Youโ€™ve weirded me in. Letโ€™s merge souls.

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Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I donโ€™t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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