We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Commentary:
🔪💼 "Introducing the latest hit sensation: Downtown Stabby! Watch as crime takes a stab at the ordinary in this cutting-edge series. Warning: may cause sharp laughter and pointed suspense! 🔍🚓"

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Commentary:
Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets