Funny stabby quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

  Commentary:
  🔪💼 "Introducing the latest hit sensation: Downtown Stabby! Watch as crime takes a stab at the ordinary in this cutting-edge series. Warning: may cause sharp laughter and pointed suspense! 🔍🚓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets

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