Funny surface quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting tip: if you can't win an argument with your kids, just overwhelm them with the power of your vacuum cleaner! 🧹📺 Who needs words when you have the ultimate cleaning weapon at your disposal? 😂 #ParentingHacks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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