Funny tear quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

  Commentary:
  "Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs velcro when you've got bulging muscles 💪💥? Ripping through pants like it's nobody's business! Watch out, fashion world, here comes the human Hulk 😂👖 #RippedJeans #StrengthGoals"

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