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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way. - 24 shares on Reddit this week.
Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop? - 34 shares on WeChat this week.
I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”. - 80 shares on Snapchat this week.

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