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  • If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless”

  • I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

    Commentary:
    “Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy hashtags and social media trends 🧐 We just saw a pound sign and thought, ‘Hey, that’s a great spot for a game of tic-tac-toe!’ 😂 #OldSchoolCool”

  • My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It’s always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals”

  • Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

    Commentary:
    “Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It’s a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!”

  • Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

    Commentary:
    “Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. 📱💁‍♂️ Back in my day, we had to manually type in HTML codes for our MySpace layouts! 😂 #ThrowbackThursday”

  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

    Commentary:
    “Autocorrect, are you feeling a bit too formal lately? It’s ‘shoot’, not ‘shirt’! Time to freshen up your wardrobe of words! 👔💬😂”

  • Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

    Commentary:
    Well, well, well, looks like we’ve got a modern-day Pygmalion on our hands! 🖨️💥 Turning a 3D printer into a 4D printer – printing printers, who needs the Matrix when you’ve got this level of meta? 😂👏 #WhoPrintsThePrinters

  • My phone screen is brighter than my future.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 💎📱 Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 🔦💡”

  • My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! 🤯🎶 Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. 🕸️💭🎵 Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! 😅🎭 #MultitaskingMaster

  • I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to change the world without the source code is like trying to cook without a recipe – disastrous! 🌎💻 #DeveloperDilemma”

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