Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't go out with you. My heart belongs to a virtual man who never interrupts me when I'm talking 😏💔🤖 #RelationshipGoals"
673 Funny technology quotes
Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.
Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! 🤭💻 It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. 😂📶 Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. 🤔🔄 #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes
Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.
Commentary:
"Oops! Looks like we've unleashed a whole new world of cat memes and conspiracy theories 🙈🌐 Who knew unlimited access to the internet could lead to such chaos and entertainment! 😂💻"
I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.
Commentary:
Amazon's algorithm be like: "Hey there, would you like to buy this random item that you never knew you needed but now can't live without?" 🤖💸 Resistance is futile, embrace the temptation!
Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.
Commentary:
"Who needs a time machine when 'Jump to recipe' can transport you straight to deliciousness in a snap? 🚀🍽️ #TeleportationGoals"
They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.
Commentary:
Haha, imagine having a "delete" button for other people's posts! 💥🚫 Talk about the ultimate power move in the social media world. 😂 "Accidentally deleted your post, sorry not sorry!" 🙊💥 #DeleteGameStrong
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"
The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.
Commentary:
"Self-checkout: where you're both the customer AND the employee 🤪💸 Who knew scanning a can of beans could be so challenging, right? 😂 #CashierProblems"
Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?
Commentary:
"Seriously, autocorrect often assumes way too much! 🤔😂 Maybe it's time for autoassume to step up and take responsibility for all those embarrassing text messages! 🙈🔤 #AutocorrectFail"
I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.
Commentary:
"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"