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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.
As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!
I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.
Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.
I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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5 months ago
Share →: I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense
5 months ago
Share →: 12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Commentary:
"Apparently, facing a horde of wacky obstacles is more challenging than interstellar travel. Who knew running through walls could be harder than rocketing through space? 🌕🚀💫 #TakeshisCastleVsMoonMissions"
5 months ago
Share →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Commentary:
"Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"
5 months ago
Share →: According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁 Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa 🤶🏼💰 Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingPerks
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Commentary:
“Apparently, the makers of protein powder missed out on the chocolate memo 🍫😆 Maybe they need a crash course in cocoa goodness before hitting the gym! 💪 #ChocoholicsAnonymous”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the flavor of chocolate protein powder was actually created in the 1950s by a chemist named Irwin H. Stone? 🍫💪 #ChocolateProteinPowderFact
5 months ago
Share →: Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Commentary:
"Why did the chicken stay silent during the brainstorming session? 🐔 Because it couldn't think outside the bawks! 🤣 Maybe it just needed to hatch a better idea! 🐣💡"
5 months ago
Share →: You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Commentary:
"Who knew that petting your cat would result in turning your house into one big furball sanctuary? 🐱🏠 If only vacuum cleaners had a 'cat hair off' setting! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Commentary:
"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"
5 months ago
Share →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Commentary:
"Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"
5 months ago
Share →: When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪"