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6 months ago
Share →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Commentary:
🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my phone has commitment issues with its facial recognition 📱🙄 Maybe I should take it out on a date and see if it changes its tune! 💔😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Commentary:
🔮💸 "If you suspect someone's been dabbling in the dark arts, just swipe $500 my way and I'll wave my magic credit card to banish that spell! ✨💳 Who needs potions and incantations when you have the power of money, am I right? 😂💸"
6 months ago
Share →: I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? 💰🤷‍♂️ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Commentary:
"Being watched so closely feels like I'm the star of my own Netflix series… just waiting for that season finale plot twist! 🎥🍿 #LivingLifeOnTheSmallScreen"
6 months ago
Share →: If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, it seems like extraordinary just got demoted to the rank of "extra" in the world of ordinary! 🌟🤔 Who knew that being extraordinary could be so… ordinary? 😉 But hey, who says being a little extra is a bad thing? Embrace your inner sparkle and strut your stuff, because even a little "extra" can go a long way! 💁‍♀️💫
6 months ago
Share →: Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Commentary:
"Who knew the scriptwriters for reality were such fans of plot twists 🍿🎬 It's like we're all just living in a never-ending sequel where the bad guys keep getting re-elected! 🦹‍♂️💔 Let's hope the resolution includes a plot twist ending where the heroes finally triumph! 🦸‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Commentary:
"Who says child labor laws have to be so strict? 😄 Let's harness that youthful energy and put those little geniuses to work! ⏰👧💼 #StartingYoung"
6 months ago
Share →: When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous gate lurker, the one passenger who has you praying to the travel gods for any seat that's not adjacent to his! 🙏✈️ Just remember, a noisy neighbor may be annoying, but at least he won't steal your armrest (hopefully)! 🙅‍♂️😂 #FlyingFollies
6 months ago
Share →: Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Commentary:
"Imagine the looks on the fish's faces as they see us approach… 'Oh look, here comes the two-eyed creature! Better swim away before it tries to give us a hug with its front-facing eyes!' 👀🐟😄"