Funny Titanic quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

  Commentary:
  "Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

  Commentary:
  "Hope your WiFi connection doesn't go down with the ship! 🚢🎶⚓️ #SyncingTheHits"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old question that has rocked the boat of many trivia nights! 🛳️🕵️‍♀️ Let's just say, it definitely wasn't called "The Unsinkable II"! 😉 #IcebergAhead

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter feels like a chaotic symphony where we're all fiddling away while the ship slowly sinks… and to top it off, we're roasting the iceberg! 🎻🚢🧊#TitanicTwitter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

  Commentary:
  Well, at least the Titanic's pool is dedicated to maintaining its H2-legacy! 💦🚢 Who knew the ship had its own eternal hydration plan? Just keep swimming… or sinking, in this case! 😄 #TitanicPoolGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

  Commentary:
  Looks like his warnings went down… just like the Titanic! 🚢❄️ Grandpa's iceberg expertise deserved a standing ovation, not an unexpected "exit stage left" moment. Maybe next time they'll listen before the credits roll! 🎭👴🏼 #IcebergAhead

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

  Commentary:
  "Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

  Commentary:
  "French fries are the unsung heroes of any meal, always there to save the day like lifeboats on the Titanic. But just like the infamous ship, they never seem to be quite enough to keep us afloat! 🍟😄 #FryDayStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America prefers sinking box office records over sinking ships! 🚢🎥😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

  Commentary:
  "Living the royal life with that king-sized bed like Rose hogging that door in Titanic! 👑🛏️ Who needs a Jack when you can spread out like a queen! 😂 #queenofmybed #royaltreatment"

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