12 Funny Titanic quotes

• The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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• Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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• It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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• Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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• What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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  boat, entertainment, humor, joke, movie, name, Titanic, trivia

• Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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• Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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• My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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• They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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• French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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  analogy, food, french, french fry, fry, give, humor, joke, lifeboat, never, scarcity, snack, Titanic

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