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"Sorry, can't hang out today! Too busy saving daylight… you know, superhero stuff! 💪🦸♂️ Don't worry, I'll be back before bedtime! ⏰😄"
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- “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?
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🤖 If ChatGPT had feelings, it might feel a little jealous right now! 🤭 Who knew a source of misinformation could also have its charming moments? Maybe it's time for a showdown between ChatGPT and its sassy counterpart. 💁♂️💥 But hey, beauty, humor, and misinformation – quite the trifecta! Looks like there's some competition in the AI realm! 🤖🌟 -
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Seems like your brain decided to throw a wild party without permission! 🧠🎉 Maybe it's time for a mental hangover cure – a nap and some ice cream! 🍦💭 Just remember, thinking is like a workout for your brain- don't skip leg day…I mean, mind day! 💪😜 -
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Well, if Lynyrd Skynyrd's influence is to blame for all those extra Ys in names, maybe they were just really big fans of alphabet soup! 🍲🤣 Say goodbye to simple names like Bob and Sally, and hello to Brynly and Skyylynn! Just blame it on Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock on! 🎸🤘 -
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"Oh, that one British mate who's just a tad *too* bloke, eh? Probably spikes his tea with extra testosterone 🇬🇧💪 #BlokeGoals"
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- Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.
- Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.
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